Mr.Spock Says Nuke The Arctic Icecaps!

Yee Haw!!!! …….. It’s on Youtube! ………. It’s on Youtube!

For YEARS I reminisced to skeptical associates about “IN SEARCH OF” –The LOST Episode!!

No less than Leonard Nimoy (Mr. Spock to you Trekkies) hosted a documentary style TeeVee show which featured a wide variety of strange topics back in the late 1970s/early 1980s.

With subjects that ranged from UFO’s to secret Ancient Egyptian technology the shows were a wacky mixture of fringe theory gossip and slick propaganda.

Arguably the slickest of slick propaganda dealt with….. (are you safely seated??) …. The Coming Ice Age!

Yes! Long before Al Gore, Leonard Nimoy was deeply enamored with climate change mythology, BUT from the Global Cooling Side of the Equation!

Frankly, Al Gore could take some lessons from a professional!

The Coming Ice Age begins on a hysterical note (complete with ominous bassoon in the opening tease) and escalates into pure panic in just twenty minutes (of broadcast time)!

After We, the Audience, have been lectured about perpetual snow in Mississippi, the collapse of food production in the San Joaquin Valley, the loss of grazing land in the mid-west; total crop loss in Kansas, Indiana and Idaho, and chiiiiildren freezing to death alone, hungry and in the dark….. the prospect of nuking the Arctic to melt ice caps seems down right reasonable!

And if that does not work, it might still be possible to spread black soot over large tracts of ice so the sun will melt it for us!

It is all very scientific, dontcha know!!

Really! A 20th Century Classic! Must-see TEEVEE!

Yum! Groundhog Culinary Recipes

Free Wallpaper http://www.holiday-corners.com/groundhog-day/wallpaper.php

THIS DAY IN GASTRONOME- the periodic post about cooking and cookie recipes guaranteed to boost traffic count since EVERYBODY loves cookie recipes!!

Groundhog Day! Time to fire up the grill! Break out the roasting pan! Oil up the turkey fryer!

After all, Thanksgiving is called “Turkey Day”, Christmas Tradition dictates a “Christmas Goose” for the main entree, so Groundhog day must be the day to eat young, tender, eight month old woodchucks!

Everyone share: what are your favorite Groundhog delicacies? How do you recycle leftovers?

From our friends at Wildlife Recipes:

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Tantalizing Excerpt:

Woodchuck, also known as groundhog, should be handled in accordance with the general rules for game in the field. The blood should be drained, and the entrails removed and the body cavity wiped clean. When hung for 48 hours, they are ready to the skinned and cooked.

Woodchuck meat is dark, but mild flavored and tender. It does not require soaking; however, many people like to soak it overnight in salt water. If the woodchuck is caught just before he begins his winter sleep, there is an insulating fat layer under the skin. Remove excess fat. remove 7 to 9 “kernels” (scent glands) in the small of the back and under the forearms. Parboil the meat of older animals; cook by recipes calling for chicken or rabbit.

Prison Cell Concealed Carry

Thank Heaven it was only a .38 Special!

If it was a serious gun like Rick Perry’s Ruger .380, (CLICK HERE)someone might have gotten hurt!

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Tantalizing Excerpt:

Jailers later discovered a .38 caliber, six-inch barrel revolver in the cell. It is believed that Ward hid the weapon in his rectum.

On Friday Ward will be taken to Onslow Memorial Hospital for possible injuries that may have occurred to Ward’s rectum.

Police say the gun was not loaded, but it was in operational condition.

Merry Christmas!

Christmas is a time for reflection and renewal in the company of family and friends. This year I thought my faithful readers (Thanks Mom!) might enjoy something old and something new, something sacred and something, well, a little more profane……in other words, a little something for everyone.

First, the sacred: Chaplain to the RKBA Blogosphere Anthony Martin helps us all focus on the Holy-Day through music:

CLICK HERE or HERE

Or, if you prefer to commemorate the (profane) ghosts of Christmas past:

Buried in the Real Gunfights Category Lawdog Shoots Santa Claus (hint: the second link at the end):

CLICK LINK HERE

From the 1879 Housekeeping In Old Virginia—Christmas Wild Game Recipes:
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The 1914 Western Front Christmas Truce:
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A bunch of Good Samaritan Santa Clauses re-enact The Boston Tea Party:
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You should definitely patronize catalog merchants who support RKBA:

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Last, but not least, Porky Pig sings Christmas Carols
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Ho! Ho! Ho! Happy New Year!

Texas Tall Tale (With Dynamite!)

There was a time I would have taken this type of story with a grain of salt.

But then my buddies brother went up into the mountains to excavate a basement under his wife’s cabin retreat.

Yes, it did involve dynamite. Yes, hijinks ensued.

Seems when some people get around dynamite the crazy switch goes on in their brain.

So if this story is not exactly true, it should be, and it probably resembles something that actually happened.

A Texas Tall Tale as told by a Tall Texan.

Enjoy….

Deer Crossing Safety

Grabbed from elsewhere, attribution indeterminate at this time.

Hitler Discovers Operation Gunwalker

Okay, I left Gunwalker in the hands of the competent, “serious”, “professional” bloggers for over ten months and made no public comment as child of a lesser blog, but *THIS* is funny!!

Pull Up Your Pants!

Family Establishment

No Sagging Pants!

From The-Way-Things-Ought-To-Be file….. signs at a small gas station from my travels. Enjoy.
(With Permission)

Response To President Obama

Today, for audience edumufication, a montage of important points from my widely unheard rebuttal speech to President Obama’s address to a joint session of Congress.

Mr. President resign immediately

President Obama resign immediately for the good of the nation.

This is no time for politics as usual. President Obama resign.

We cannot afford to wait, President Obama leave office now.

There is only one way to create jobs in America, Mr Obama quit YOUR job now!

Mr. Obama resign.

Resign now Mr. President.

Immediately resign Mr. President.

Resign immediately President Obama.

This nation cannot stand for the delay of Impeachment as usual, Mr. Obama resign.

Resign Mr. President, resign.

Mr President, to save the country you must quit your job now.

The good of the nation requires we, as a people, bypass the delays of Impeachment
and instead accept the immediate resignation of President Obama.

In this time of crisis only one remedy exists for the relief of a weary nation: President Obama resign.

Resign Sir, resign.

Sir, you must resign as your patriotic duty.

History will not forgive President Obama. Sir,resign immediately.

The eyes of the world are upon you. Mr. President resign.

No more. Resign

And to close, I make this final point from Shakespeare: President Obama, stand not upon the order of your departure. Just depart immediately!

Nail ‘em! Republican Campaign Song

A theme song for the ObamaNation Generation!