Porky Pig Sings Christmas Carols

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How Real Men Shoot Skeet

Some fresh air, sunshine, and clay pigeons all make for cheerful countryside relaxation on the skeet range.

A Great Idea!

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Finally! Our friends on the Bolshevik Left have concocted an idea I can support!

LINK TO ALL THE OTHER BOLSHEVIK IDEAS

Dave Barry Examines Free Speech On College Campusii

Not much to add to this. He nails it. When comedians are outlawed only outlaws will be comedians.

Keystone Cops Alive And Well In North Carolina

104 Agents, basically the size of a military company (100 men) and these guys just can not seem to maintain control over their weapons.

Their patrol rifles are stolen, their pistols are stolen and when directed to secure them with handcuffs, an agent shoots himself when he triggerlocks a loaded pistol.

Really, these guys qualify for the Gomer Battalion in any Army in the world.

Always remember and do not ever forget: Only Police And Military can be trusted with deadly dangerous firearms.

They do have good taste in weapons though!(Sig Sauer 552 Sport Utility Rifles ) Just remember to cuff’em Dano. It’s for the children!

Hysterical Excerpt:

ALE agents armed with assault rifles; 2 are missing
BY MICHAEL BIESECKER – Staff Writer

On July 20, the same day an agent in Charlotte reported that his handgun had been stolen out of his car, Chandler sent an e-mail instructing his officers to secure their side arms with handcuffs.

“The weapon shall be locked with the cable through the trigger guard,” wrote Chandler. “If the cable will not fit through the trigger guard … handcuffs should be locked around the weapon cable and the weapon should be covered so as to hide it.”

On Aug 24, ALE Special Agent Nelson W. Corthell accidentally shot himself in the hand at home in Hendersonville. The bullet lodged in his arm, according to his 911 call.

About two hours later, another e-mail was sent to all ALE officers.

“Whenever you secure a weapon using the issued cable lock or any other means (handcuffs, etc.) it is vital that the weapon be rendered safe by unloading it,” wrote Patrick Forbis, a special agent-in-charge in Elizabeth City. “This unloading should be done first prior to placing any security device on the weapon.”

LINK TO COMPLETE STORY CLICK HERE

Hilter Assesses The Obamacare Debate

Profanity potty mouth warning, but really funny.

Descriptive Excerpt:

Like Obama, Hitler wants to round up your neighbors if they oppose Obama’s government takeover of healthcare, the plan that will make us worse than the other socialist utopias who have screwed up their healthcare systems. Be patriotic and turn in your neighbors. Or, grandma and grandpa.

Condron.us

Banana Gun Robbery

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As Maxwell Smart used to say to Agent 99: “Ah yes, the old banana gun trick!”

Tantalizing Excerpt:

It’s a jungle out there – would-be robber slips up
Two subdue him, but he disposes of evidence

By Dan Galindo | Journal Reporter

Published: May 16, 2009

If he had thought about it, Bobby Ray Mabe probably wouldn’t have attacked the man trying to rob his store early Thursday.

But when a man holding something under his shirt asked for a Mountain Dew, then demanded money, Mabe and a patron grabbed the man.

“If he had had a gun he would’ve shot me,” Mabe said yesterday. “But he had a banana.”

Link to complete story:

http://www2.journalnow.com/content/2009/may/16/its-a-jungle-out-there-would-be-robber-slips-up/

ObamaNation Car Warranty

This would be funny if it were not so painfully true!

Tantalizing Excerpt:

Stop worrying about the warranty on your GM or Chrysler automobile.

President Obama has announced that your warranty will be backed by the US Government. Now, getting service will be as easy as a trip to your local DMV office

Introducing the Department of Motor Vehicles Automotive Repair Center!

The DMV Automotive Repair Center was written and produced by Ted Balaker with Alex Manning and Paul Detrick.

Classic Starlets And Guns! Enjoy!

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These pictures pretty much speak for themselves.

Very tasteful stuff from yesteryear.

Mild by today’s standards.

And you thought Thunderwear was a modern innovation. Charlotte Rampling put the thunder in Thunderwear before there was Thunderwear!

So enjoy! Starlets and Guns! Wheelguns, no less!

Complete link:

starletshowcase.blogspot.com/2008/05/ravishing-revolvers.html

Little Red Riding Hood- My! What A Big Pistol This Is!!!

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Tee Shirts For Sale. Quite classy, I think. The old fairy tales are still the best, (with some modern updates.)

Link here:

http://www.threadless.com/product/1586/RED#zoom