August 23rd, 2000; A Day That Lives In Infamy

For some reason, in August of every year, the DEMocrat RC Soles shooting story makes the blogosphere rounds. If blogospherists wish to recirculate August stories from the dog days of yesteryear, perhaps the heroic battle of Ashley Carpenter against insurmountable odds should be revisited? Repost some variation of this cautionary tale to your friends, family, email accounts, online forums! Always remember, never forget!

In memoriam: Ashley Carpenter, Age 9 and  John William Carpenter, Age 7

On August 23rd, 2000 a California Family bore the full force and fury of Liberal Democrat Rule when two small children were sacrificed on the alter of ruinous political gun control theory and law in an incident that has become known as the Merced Pitchfork Murders.

If you have not heard this story spend some time and learn today.

Heed the words of  Mary Carpenter, grandmother of Ashley and John William: “Do not forget the Carpenter Story-the Big Bad Wolf does not come to the front door and knock, he hides in the garage and jimmies the kitchen door lock with a butter knife.” “May you (Legislators) stand before God and man as my two precious grand-children’s killer if you pass any more gun legislation that will make me a felon should I own a handgun or any other gun for that matter.”

Repeat Ashley Carpenter’s tale around the campfire, at the dinner table, cocktail parties, bars, at family gatherings, sewing circles, Bible Study Groups and everywhere else.

Shout out her name at conventions, meetings and public gatherings. Whisper it in quiet places and solemn times.

Behold the handiwork of the Roe v. Wade Liberal Democrat Party. They will literally kill children to “save them”, before they are born and after.

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Barry Saunders OWNS A GUN!

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More Restaurant Carry hijinks and hilarity from the Capital of North Carolina courtesy of correspondent RALEIGH CONSTITUENT:

Dear John Jacob;

You can file this under hashtag #bolshevikbegone or #bolshevikhypocrite.

Restaurant carry continues to roil the formerly placid waters of North Carolina’s murky backwater Communist Swamp.

You may remember last summer the current owner of the highest of high-profile DEMOCRAT Progressive Liberal watering holes learned to his horror and amazement his fellow travelers in the Bolshevik Community carried pistols in his restaurant for years whether it was legal or not.

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This year another high-profile DEMOCRAT restaurateur was shocked when his new restaurant was robbed days after opening ceremonies which included prominent display of a “no guns” sticker on the entry door.

Roundly heckled on social media about a possible connection between “no guns” and “armed robbers” local celebrity eatery entrepreneur Greg Hatem declared he was mad as hell and offered a $2,000 dollar reward for the capture and conviction of the illiterate miscreants who failed to abide by the posted notice that declared his facility “gun free”.

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But the BIG NEWS in this story is the revelation that Barry Saunders OWNS A GUN!

Yes, I repeat, Barry Saunders, DEMOCRAT card-carrying left-wing progressive local print columnist, who never saw a Bolshevik talking point he did not french kiss ad nauseam in multiple columns which (ostensibly) discussed a myriad variety of topics, OWNS A GUN!

He not only owns a gun but he owns it in Durham- North Carolina’s gun control capital!

Yes, in the course of chastising hecklers who dared comment on the travesty of a public no guns policy for a high traffic (and cash rich) venue Mr. Saunders revealed he once openly brandished a pistol as he chased a home invader from his apartment into the fair streets of the city! Not only did he brandish a gun but he clearly intended to shoot an unarmed man with premeditation! What “duty to retreat” restriction muddied his progressive thought process? Question: Did the perp wear a hoodie? Just curious, I say, just curious.

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Can you say Bolshevik Jane Fonda Hypocrite? I thought you could! At least he is honest about the “ridiculous self” part!

Naturally, no discussion of the publicly correct, privately corrupt Mr. Saunders qualifications to possess, transport or use any implement of modern technology as beneficial as a bullet spewing mechanical device.

He clearly travels amongst the “rules for thee but not for me” crowd.

So if you meet him on the street be careful. That thing in his pocket does not mean he is happy to see you and it might just accidentally discharge! At least that is what North Carolina pinko’s tell the rest of us!

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Gosh, I love this state!

Bemusedly yours,
Raleigh Constituent

Blood Dance In North Carolina

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From Raleigh Constituent comes news of an evening Blood Dance at a popular local Bolshevik hangout– Quail Ridge Bookstore in downtown Raleigh.

On the daïs will be all the usual suspects: North Carolina Congressional Gungrabber David Price, Local Media Apparatchik David Crabtree and Psychiatric Humanist Dr. Assad Meymandi.

They assemble to discuss the UPSWING ???? in violence and mass shooting.

Naturally, John Lott et. al have not been invited or given a seat at the discussion table because this is a topic ONLY the Bolshevik ruling class understands or can discuss!

Pass the word……

Boston: ARE YOU STUPID??????

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Really Boston? An entire city suspends an ENTIRE DAY of economic activity so a small Army of Police can take their sweet time looking for ONE PERSON?

It is not like you all just got up to go to the beach for the day.

Noooo, you all cowered behind your locked doors like some weird Zombie Apocalypse was underway.

What? You don’t have locks on your doors? Well, turn on the TV, maybe a bulletin will instruct you how to lean a chair up against the knob so perpetrators armed with EXPLOSIVES can not get in!

That will solve everything!

Jumping Jimney Cricket! Even snow storms have not crippled the entire city for an entire day!

A day of shame that will live in infamy!

The Great Beantown Hysterical Panic Attack!

In the London Blitz of 1940 Winston Churchill’s Government demonstrated to the world how to prevail over brutal adversity while under attack from hundreds of pounds of aerial bombs on a nightly basis with a firm resolve to continue the conduct of ordinary daily business.

In the Million Moron Marathon of 2013 ObamaNation’s Government demonstrated to the world how easy it was for two vandals to inflict millions of dollars in economic damage to an entire city with nothing more than ordinary kitchen cookware!

What fools these Bolshevik Liberals be! To what low estate have they brought the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave?

London Blitz Churchill 1940:

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