Twas The Night Before Christmas – ObamaNation Style

How did I miss this? JJ Jackson over at Enter Stage Right gives us his annual “Night Before Christmas” poem.

Posted to the Humor Category, but boy I ain’t laughing as hard as I should be.

Tantalizing Excerpt:

The dissidents are snuggled all warm in their beds
As secret police fanned out to crack a few heads.
And I with my pistol and the wife with her’s too,
We awaited to see what would be our taboo.

Would it be working too hard? Perhaps earning too much?
The complaint to be written surely would contain such.
Especially now as Obama ascends,
With Congress in the hands of his liberal friends.

Complete Link:

enterstageright.com/archive/articles/1208/1208twas2008.htm

Uncle Jay Explains Heller

So, this from June is new to me and if the Youtube Click Counter is accurate it is new to you all as well.

Just filling up time until we find out if Michael Bane has opened his Cannon Safe yet. (BAHAHAHAHAHA!)

Youtube Link:

youtube.com/watch?v=bvrLnEqF5kg

Uncle Jay Explains …..everything?

So while most people watch Uncle Jay explain the events of the past year in song and verse,

(Link here:
youtube.com/watch?v=TWiXy55OHyY

I really think his explanations of the economy and Government Bailout are much more useful and equally entertaining.

Descriptive Excerpt:

DON’T PANIC! The fundamentals are sound! Uncle Jay has no idea what that means but everybody says that. In this special episode, he explains just how the economy works, and why it doesn’t work.

Youtube Link:
youtube.com/watch?v=j1hT9RTpmt8

2009 Denninger Predictions (Rough Stuff Warning)

Interesting fellow. Swims against the current and for good reason.

Descriptive Excerpt:
See the full story at http://market-ticker.org– my daily blog with a highly-detailed look at where we’ve been in 2008, and where we’re headed, including a scorecard on my 2008 version’s predictions.

Youtube Link:
youtube.com/watch?v=_lYDARoffpY

Market Ticker Link:
http://market-ticker.org

Michael Bane’s Cannon Safe Commits Seppuku

Clear the aisle, I will pile on this tale with everybody else.

Long ago and far away in the midst of a heated discussion I was emphatically told: “Just because it turned out the way you said it would does not mean you are right”.

Well, in the case of electronic keypads on gun safes it appears I am 100 Percent and TOTALLY correct because it turned out EXACTLY the way I said would AND in a high profile, high visibility way! Yes!

I NEVER thought an electronic BATTERY OPERATED device on something as critical as a gunsafe was anything close to a good idea and I have said so frequently, only to be branded a naysayer and gloom-meister.

Heck, I never thought it a good idea to put all your eggs (weapons) into one basket (gunsafe). If you need to bugout in a hurry the last thing you want to do is waste precious time horsing around with a finicky gunsafe lock.

So forgive me a hearty BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! when word of Mr. Bane’s travails with his Cannon Electronic Keypad Safe reached my neck of the woods. Really,BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Excerpt of the gory BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! details:

Michael Bane said…

I’ve had and recommended Cannon Safes for the better part of a decade…I CAN NO LONGER DO SO!

In fact, I feel pretty foolish about this, since Cannon has always had a reputation as “good guys.”

It took multiple phone calls and emails to reach someone at Cannon — okay, it’s the holiday season, so some slack is due there. When I finally reach someone, I explain that I’d be happy to pay whatever was necessary to get this repaired, plus extra shipping, as not only my guns but year-end financials, business papers, etc., were in the safe……………………………………

So I’m going to get my safe drilled open, then at SHOT arrange to purchase a real safe from somebody like Ft. Knox. I’ll use the drilled Cannon for what it’s apparently designed for…storing power tools in the garage.

Believe me, I’m busy enough that I can do without all this crap, but the bottom line is that, hey, I can’t get to my guns, my financial records, my important business papers, etc. T&E projects that I had scheduled for earlier this week did not get done; unless I can resolder the circuit board today, they won’t get done until after SHOT. In short, I have incurred a real loss of work product.

And I will NOT ever own another electronic lock!!!!!

Link to Part I:
michaelbane.blogspot.com/2008/12/cannon-safe-failure.html

Link to Part II:

michaelbane.blogspot.com/2008/12/more-thoughts-on-cannon-safe-failure.html